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A Story written by @iamsynord… (Ff @iamsynord on twitter)…

And this was how i started the full time ministry…

I scouted for houses that were mostly face me i face you and dose that cooked food in the open.,,, i also took cognizance of the inhabitants with special interest in those houses that had less males and more females, children or aged people…

I also made i did my business in areas far from my house. Sometimes i walk several kilometers away from home…..

Once i study the pattern of cooking, inhabitants and security…i strike…

Sometimes i go with the pot and food and most times, i pour it in the cooler…

I majored mostly in beans and rice with occasional visitations to yam and solid food…

I became the master and saviour to my neighbours who kept wondering how i was getting food to eat,,,they would just see me with cooler and know say ” Food don land..

I told them i was buying the food from restaurants…. Most of my hostel mates now depended on me for dinner and i was happy to be a vessel and channel to bless me much to dismay of my ugly female neighbour opposite…

For a whole month, i kept on in this act , new locations everyday, new pots everyday. In short , i began the Anini of stealing food on fire and waged war on the land…..

To Be Continued…

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