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By Gentkiss (WhatsApp: 07061306478)

*This episode is dedicated to my bro Olowo Okere Samuel A.K.A BIG SAM*

*Saturday morning*

( *thinking*)Yeaaa; Stev can like to disturb me on top gunners matter. wetin I go do? make I go watch ball? Ewatomi self dey disturb me based on her pale birthday…. I just dey confused.
(Phone ringing)

Me: hello who’s this??

Ewatomi: hello, I am a agent of Milo pls come and claim ur price at 2:00pm today….

Me: haaa! price? hw much I dey expect make I start to de prepare, as per say na money sure pass.

Ewatomi: kelvin so if am another person Will u not come to my place?

Me: yeeeehhh! ewa baby, am sorry. I come dey wonder how  u and money go jam on same day and at the same time. You suppose know say I go come for my love’s party.

Ewatomi: Dis my number, and don’t forget to save it. Bolexy is already here and he said dat you should come fast fast.

After I finished my house chores. I and steven sat down in the  parlor and we were talking about arsenal Vs Chelsea match.

Bobo, we get better rep pass you for this league.

Steven: forget ooo shea na all does chicken go help u play abi na ur basket keeper go clean sheet for u….. FC
Reason now

Me: 2:00 O’Clock to judge…

Steven: no run ooooo na my side u go sit…

Me: no we go watch am outside oooo I go pay for u….

1:30pm

I don bath I don wear one fine cloth …. My white jean and my blue top….

Steven: ur white go turn brown wen u go cry and roll on the floor

Me: guy free me…

Around to 2 I got to the viewing center. my mind was not at rest and I was thinking about how ewatomi will feel wen she see me… Let me go 2 Ewa’s place. I gave steven his money and told him I am coming dat I wanted to go and buy something. he told me dat I should not stay long…..

I stopped one okada and ride off her house @ gra quarter…..

Omo… Her house fine die. It be  like say na president house I enter ….

Looking I saw Bolexy on stage and he was about to start I was scared to climb on the stage I just sat down were I dey. I took d maltina on the table and I started  to chill. I  saw Bolexy looking around to look for me I saw ewatomi wooooh she was a goddess…. Omo my heart skipped missing my breath … I kept my face facing down and I went to d back of d stage .

D.j: hey wu are u

Me: (scared) am kelvin and I am to perform on stage but I want to give it a suprise ….

D.j: OK u are d one we are waiting for..

Me:yes please don’t shout pls…..

D.j: OK let me get ur mic

I saw ewa coming I ran to d other side of d stage

The m.c started talking and he made fun out of the bored moment and he said

m.c: some talented young guys from *focus* int sch are here to wish our daddy happy birthday by their voice ….and talent am here to call on …. (Ewa Tomi climbed on the stage and told the m.c something….)
On… Bolexy… ….

*Everybody claped*

I was given the mic secretly by d ….d.j and I stood at d back of d speaker ….

*Instrumental going on*

Bolexy was surprised. D d.j didn’t change d instrumental and he looked back and smiled my mind told me he already saw me ….

Bolexy: They ask me what I do and who I do it for
And how I come up with this Sh*t up in the studio
All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho
All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho
When I die, bury me inside the Gucci store
When I die, bury me inside the Louis store
All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho
All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho…..

Stood up with action and jumped in the stage … ( smiling @ ewatomi and shaking Bolexy). 

Me: yoooorrr it kiss kelvin …. It’s your birthday, it’s your birthday
Bad B***h contest, you in first place
You in first place, you in first place
Bad B***h contest, you in first place
I show up with a check to your work place
(Then hand the valet the keys to the Merces)
Tell the DJ play your song, this Sh*t come on
(What I’m seein’ from the back I can’t front on)
They ask me what I do and who I do it for
When I die, bury me inside the booty club

Bolexy: They ask me what I do and who I do it for
And how I come up with this Sh*t up in the studio
All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho
All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho
When I die, bury me inside the Gucci store
When I die, bury me inside the Louis store
All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho
All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho……

Me: daddy thanks for Dis privilege I which u a happy birthday… And a long live with blessings and prosperity …

Getting down d stage ewatomi hugged me thight

Greeting his daddy ….

Ewas dad: hey boy u got d swag and talent u just nid people like us to bring u up … To d height … I owe both of u something

Me&Bolexy: thank u sir we really appreciate Dis…

Ewas dad: OK I will see u guys later…

Ewa: thank u daddy ( hugging him)

Ewa: u made me scared y didn’t u show u early

Me: to surprise u…

Ewa: thanks for coming..

Bolexy: me no dey appreciated now
… Nice one……

Ewa: thanks too

Bolexy: niqqa I saw u at d back stage u no fit his at all na back of speaker u go dey hid….

Ewa: kelvin have u eaten ….

Me: no …

Hey let me check Timigold.com for my match update looking at my phone I saw d most funniest things  2:0 down steven go kill me my mood just spoil….

Ewa: let us go to my room I will entertain u personally….

*D entertainment was d best in my career….*

*To be continued*

To Be Continued.  

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