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A Story written by @iamsynord… (Ff @iamsynord on twitter)…

If i didnt chook something that night, it means i would die…. … Yes…  it is almost as certain as drogba scoring in everymatch against arsenal and as certain that jackie chan can never do a yoruba film..

I wore  all the 5 trousers i had and rushed out to see if i could borrow money to visit any brothel but nobody was ready to give…

The other person i could call, this yeye girl had  wasted all my airtime and i couldnt borrow.
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Everybody started looking attractive to me… If any male friend had visited me at that time, i might have landed in prison for Gay related offence..( but where do they take gay offenders to ?, i hope its not with oda gays ? If u put a gay prisoner with other gay prisoners, is that imprisonment or honey moon  :( ? )

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I started walking around aimlessly..i met two girls on the road .,i approached them and begged them to please allow me to ( NBC ) them…they all ran away thinking i was a mad man or rapist :(..

I was determined to Molest someone that night..i was at the house not too far from mine when a four year old girl walked out playing….

It was around 9 30 this time and i wondered why she would be left alone to play in the showers of rain that time…she suddenly started looking attractive and imaginary breasts started developing on her…

Bad thoughts and ideas filled my mind… Nobody would know….i was not thinking right at that time ., my Toroto was doing the thinking…

I was about luring the girl away when i heard a familiar voice inside…it was grandma ,,,,she do send me on errands once in a while and i guess the little girl is the one staying with her….

To Be Continued…

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