Must Read: The Church Accountant (Season 3) 18+… Part 11

A Story written by Oluwande Towoju (08160694908)… If you missed Part Ten, read it HERE!!!

The next day in the evening, I was about going home I entered the church. I saw the choir doing their rehearsals when I entered but Sis. Kafeeya was leading the praise session. As soon as she saw me, she was choking in her song. I smiled at her and left the church building and waited outside. When the praise session ended, she came out to see me

Sis Kafeeya: Accountant, how are you?

Me: I’m fine.

Sis Kafeeya: how was your day?

Me: splendid.

Sis Kafeeya: you haven’t been calling me.

Me: to be candid, I didn’t remember to save your number that time.

Sis Kafeeya: huh I will call you tonight.

As soon as she was leaving, she blew me a kiss. I smiled and left for my house. As soon as I got to the church gate, I received a call from Mercy

Mercy: you eh I am very angry at you

Me: ma binu (don’t be annoyed)

Mercy: I haven’t been around since last week. You didn’t even bother to call me

Me: I am sorry fa. What happened

Mercy: I lost my Mum and I had to go home for the burial.

Me: Haaaaa!!!!! Why didn’t you tell me

Mercy: it was sudden. Though I told Senior Pastor.

Me: eeyah. It is well dear. But where are you now?

Mercy: I have returned.

Me: good. Can I come

Mercy: I should say that you should go home but….. you can come.

Me: be expecting me in the next 30 minutes.

Mercy: don’t come oooo……

Me: ok. I will be going home

Mercy: if I don’t see you……(purred) if you keep me waiting…….

Me: you no well at all. (Call ends)

As soon as the call ends, I went to the mini – mart and bought some things for her. when I got to her house, I smelled aroma of fresh peppered soup. I sneaked into her house but as I entered I was hearing a male voice

Stranger: Mercy, I am going home.

Mercy: wait let me see you off.

I quickly hid somewhere and saw both of them going out. But what I noticed about the guy was that he was looking disappointed. As soon as they left, I sneaked to her door. I discovered that she didn’t lock her door. I entered and sat on the chair in her apartment. I waited for about 10 minutes when I heard her voice coming to her room. She dialled my number at her door.

Mercy: where are you now?

Me: I don’t feel like coming to your place again.

Mercy: (hissed) why are you doing this to me? Why the sudden change of plans (she enters)

Me: see her head (ends call)

She came to me to give me a warm hug. I reciprocated by placing a kiss to her lips. 

Mercy: I thought you won’t come again (sitting on my laps). I missed you baby.

Me: (yinmu for my mind) if that your baby catches me

Mercy: he is not even around

Me: I thought he was the one leaving.

Mercy: no. that guy has been disturbing me to date him

Me: or to fcccukkk him

Mercy: (punches me on my chest) no he wan give me “mouth – action”

Instead of answering her, I went straight for her lips. I kissed her. she kissed in return and started removing my clothes. In no time we were both UNCLAD. Then her phone rang. It was her guy. She picked it on the third ring and put it on Loudspeaker

Her Guy: Mercy how are you?

Mercy: (indifferent) I am fine.

Her Guy: where are you?

Mercy: I am at home.

Her Guy: I am at First Bank ATM in Jericho. 

Mercy: Jericho Ibadan Why didn’t you tell me you were coming?

Her Guy: should I tell you that I’m coming?

Mercy: I didn’t say so. But you should have informed me about your coming.

Her Guy: what are you insinuating?

Mercy: I’ve missed you baby (winks at me)

Her Guy: I cant wait to see you. (call ends)

As soon as I heard that he was in Jericho, I quickly wore my clothes and adjusted myself. 

Me: I want to be going home

Mercy: I want you to f**k you before he comes.

Me: EMI Who wan die (stood up to leave)

Mercy: I’m hungry for your c^ck pleeeeeaaaassssseeee

I did not answer her. I left her place and as I was going home, I received a call from Helen

Helen: Accountant, I am really angry at you.

Me: what happened?

Helen: you don’t call, even SMS you don’t send….

Me: (cuts in) I had been busy for some weeks now and……

Helen: is it those ladies in the church that are deceiving you?

Me: hmm. You are jealous. If my girl catches you ehn>>>

Helen: so is it only your girl that your c^ck is made for?

Me: (yinmu) perfectly sure.

Helen: can I come and see you in your place?

Me: I’m sorry you cant come

Helen: but why?

Me: I am living with my fiancée’s elder brother.

Helen: can you come to my palce?

Me: no. because I am already home.

Helen: eeyah. We’ll talk later.

Me: ok (call ends)

To Be Continued…

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Updated: Dec 9, 2016 — 3:38 pm

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  1. Hmmmm Accountant dnt forget the revelation the man of God told you ooo

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