A Story written by Oluwande Towoju (08160694908)… If you missed Part Two, read it HERE!!!
Few days after I resumed, someone came to knock on my office door
Me: please come in
When the person entered, I was stunned because I was seeing someone who can perfectly match the description of Venus Williams and had the voice of Maria Sharapova. My uncle Joe was nodding in appreciation for the endowed woman I was seeing. She wore an above-the-knee skirt, and an extra – fitting shirt with a waist – coat. Where I was seated I was already drooling in my pants because the lady looked fcukable.
Me: good afternoon. How may I help you
The person: good day sir. My name is Helen Ogabi. I am the Account Officer for all the accounts the Church is maintaining. And ……….
As she was talking, I was no longer concentrating. I was imagining how I will take her b^^bs, suck them and squeeze her a$$ with precision and speed and how I will Bleep her brains out. She had to hit the table twice before I could come back to my senses.
Helen: I observed that you were not concentrating when I was talking.
Me: I am sorry (in my mind – walahi this is a fcukable person) it was just that I was thinking on how to go on a particular assignment. (I lied)
She looked at me to my eyeball and smiled
Helen: The way you are looking, I’m suspecting you but here is my card (handed her card to me) my contact is right there.
I did as if I wanted to collect the card from her but I grabbed her hand instead. I looked into her eyes and winked at her.
Helen: please what is your name?
Me: my name is Mike.
Helen: ok. Pastor Mike. Can I have your contact?
I gave her my contact with the speed of light. When she was about leaving a call entered my phone. It was my fiancée.
Titilayo: my baby
Me: Iyawo re. How are you? (I beckoned to Helen to wait)
Titilayo: I’m fine. How is work?
Me: work is going on great. How is Lokoja?
Titilayo: Lokoja is fine. Just that Temitemi and Mogidi fought over eba yesterday
Me: (laughs) na wa for your hall mates. Please let me call you in the next 5 minutes
Titilayo: ok I will be expecting your call. (call ends)
Helen: lover boy……..i go love ooo
Me: hmmmm….. If you say so.
Helen: I will call you this evening.
Me: ok my Ladyship majesty.
When Helen left, a part of me says that I should be careful with her; another part of me was saying that since Titilayo is not around, I should be able to score some points with her. After a while the intercom buzzed
Me: hello sir
Receptionist: Sir, someone wants to see you
Me: who is that person?
Receptionist: the person is already on her way
To Be Continued…