A Story written by Best…
Kelvin side of the story.


About 2 hours later the time keeper rang bell.
We went to our various home.
I was just thinking about my plane.
sha bi na born again faith dey find, I go show am  say I dey born again pass pastor,  if I would go through all this stress  just for her to accept me.
I go make sure say i destroyed her p—y with my roasted plantain.
But how will I go about it, I don’t even know any verse in the Bible, the only verse I know is psalm 23 and john 3: 16.
I went to my brother room to ask him of Bible.
Guy abeg borrow me your Bible.
Abeg watin  you talk.
I say make you borrow me your bible.
When you start to they read Bible.
Guy you no go understand, just give me your Bible I go tell you later.
I collected his Bible, and went to my room, I started reading Bible, I start from Genesis chapter 1:1.


I was just surprise, by my brother, he wants to read a bible, every body knows that UCHE had never read a bible before, he don’t even goes  too church, now is his asking for Bible, I know  what makes him to need it is not for something good, because  UCHE had never done anything good in his life.

UCHE side of the story.

The next which was Saturday was uneventful.

Hear comes on Sunday, I woke up around 5; 30pm I took my bath, wore my cooperate clothes, I dash out to Kelvin room I saw him sleeping, I collect his bible, I went to Church, which Is Catholic Church.
I stay in first mass, second mass, third mass I am waitin for the fourth mass before someone told me that there is no forth mass.
So I went home.

The rest of the day was uneventful

About 6:45am I woke up, took by bath I wore my uniform, wore my socks and my tie.
I started going too school, I stop at the bike pack took a bike stops at the junction of my school. 
evey were just look so serene,  I walk to my class, I was thinking of the strategy I would used on faith before I heard the sound of the bell.
I went to line on the assembly, look at my side I saw faith she was already in the Assembly.
I was busy praising God before some one walk up too me.
It was no other person than Mr peter our maths teacher he started asking me question.
Why are you now coming early too school, he ask.
Sir I am a change man, and beside i don’t see any reason why I should be coming late.
That Good, just keep it up.
He left him. 
Chia assuming he knows whats my intension are he won’t be saying it up, I said too myself.
About 10 minutes we were done.


After the assembly, we walk to our various classes.
I saw Cynthia, she surprised me, she hug me, which  makes our class girls started saying love wan ti ti.
We were busy talking, we talks about so many things.
There is no greater joy than to be in love with some who love you back.


We were having physics I was busy calculating, I look at Daniel, I could not find him, so I look at the back sit I saw him and Deborah, they were sitting together, I never knows what was going on until I saw the expression in Deborah face, she looks like someone thats Is being f–k.
I was busy steering at her before i mistakenly went down .
Chai  Daniel na pro, he was finger f—–g her in the class without anybody noticing them.

About 3 hours later the time
keeper rang the bell for break time so everybody went out.
I went to Daniel sit to talk to him by then he was alone.
Guy afa na.
Baba I dey ooo.
Guy I see watin ena do ooo.
No blame me oo, na konji,  the konji way hole Deborah no be hear oo, na watin make me help her condition.
Guy but you get mind ooo, I no fit  try watin you do oo.
Okay I hear you, but afa for that girl na.
Guy I never follow am talk today,
Na she I dey find self.
Go check am for outside na.
Okay na.
I left him, and went outside, I saw faith she was sitting alone, so I said too her.
Sister faith how are you doing, she look at me in surprise before she responded.
I am fine o brother uche.
She was mimicking me.
How she is Church today.
Church is fine but what happened too you, why the sudden change, first you called me sister faith, now you are asking me about church, what happened too you.
Is you dear.
Me but how?
When you told me you won’t date me because i am  bad , I thought about it, you are right because no reasonable girl would like to date a bad guy, but now  I am a change man, I am now a born again.
Hmmm are you sure?
I swear too God, I wouldn’t want too  used God name in vain na because it is written in the Bible in book of Exodus 20:7.
Hmmm uche you have start to quote the Bible well thats a good sign.
So now that you know i am a change man so will you be my gf.
Yea but no s-x.
Yea you are right because it is written in the Bible in Corinthian 6:18-20, that we should flee from Sekxual immorality.

Hmmm you are absolutely correct I guess I am truly convinced that you are a change man.
Yes I am.

little did she know what await her. 

About 2;30pm,  the time keeper rang the bell, so we went to our various homes.
I took my bath, eat my food, I was just thinking about Cynthia, I am deeply in love with her, I had never felt this way before or is it because she is my first love.


About 7:45pm I called faith.
Me: hello dear how are you doing.
Faith: I am fine and you.
Me: same dear, I was just thinking of you so I decided to call you.
Faith: that’s so thoughtful of you, by the  way,I wants to invite you to my Church cus we are having  program.
Me: okay  but which program.
Faith: it is called “enough is enough” , it start yesterday but it will end on Thursday.
Me:  Okay  which Church is that
Faith: mountain of fire (mfm).
Me: (chai  my own don finish ooo,) okay I will be there,  but how do we see.
Faith: don’t worry we will talk about it in school.
Me: okay good night, and pray before you sleep oo.
Faith: yea I will, good night.
I ended the call, I was thinking about tomorrow Church,  mountain of fire, I have never gone  there before but rumor has it that any new member that goes there will always return with an headache.
I went too sleep, I woke up early In the morning, I check the time it  was 6:30, I quickly went to the bathroom, took my bath, wore my uniform, I dash out of my compound, I went to the bike pack I too a bike.
I stop at the junction of my school by then the assembly was already going on so I join them without wasting time.
About 15 minutes the assembly was over so everybody went to their various classes.
The rest of the class section was on uneventful.

4 hours later the time keeper rang the bell for break so everybody went outside.
I went to meet Daniel, to update him on the new development.
Guy afa na, I said too him.
Baba I dey oo.
Omo  when I called faith yesterday, she come dey invite me for church.
That’s a good sign, but why your face dey like person way dey vexe.
Omo na the name of the church dey make me dey vexe oo.
Watin be the name na?.
Guy na mountain of fire ooo…..
Daniel started laughing.
Guy your own don’ finished oooo.
And say you know the name of the program.
Watin be the name.
She say na enough is enough ooo.
Omo that one na heavy prayer ooo, guy I swear I no envy you ooo, but just endure am after all you won bleep am.
I swear the way wa I go take bleep am, even Devil go curse me say I too wicked.
Okay I hear you.
Guy we go see later na make I go see faith .
I left him and went to look for faith.
I could not find her outside, so I went too her class, I saw she was sitting alone so I went too me her.
Faith how are you doing now.
I am fine and you.
Same dear.
So about the program in my church how are we going to see, she ask.
Hmmmmm I don  really know oo,
But can you come too my house so that we would go together.
Yea, but if I am to come I don’t know your address.
Okay, I wrote down my address in a s–t of paper and gave it too her.
I left her and went outside to meet Daniel .
He saw me coming, so he ask.
Guy how it take go na.
I tell her say na my house we go see oo.
Nice, na opportunity be that oo make sure say you bleep am ooo.
Yes na, I go make sure say I do my revenge.

About 3 hour the time keeper rang the bell for closing, so we went to our various homes.
I took by bath, eat my food, I was just thinking about the strategy I will used on her, and thankfully my mum is wasn’t at home.
5:50pm, faith called me, I quickly picked the call.
I am at the gate of your house she says and the call  ended.
Na wa ooo, so you no fit come inside again, i said to my self. I quickly wore my cloth and went to meet her.
I saw her, she was holding a bible, I said too her.
Lets go inside.
We are already late, there is no time, she replied.
Chai na so this girl want to spoil my plane.
Okay I replied her, and we went to her Church.
We stop at the gate, I saw the name of the Church boldly written. MOUNTAIN OF FIRE MINISTRY. ( M.F.M). chai see were p—y don’ land me put, p—y way I never even bleep. I said too myself.
We entered the church, we saw different people, they were  all wearing marry amaka clothes, we sat down in a white plastic chair, Faith was sitting in my left hand side, and a very hug man was sitting on my right.
10 minutes later the pastor came out and stand on the altar, he ask everybody to stand up because he wants to pray, he start by saying.
Any one.!!!!  ( The members of the church replied.)
That is planing against my life, you that man you that woman you are wicked,  run mad and die!!!!!!!!!!.
The members of the Church starter saying die!, die! die!, they started moving their body like someone that fighting kunfu.
So I join them, I close my eyes and pray, before I heard,  posaaaaaaaah, before I knew, I saw myself on the floor.
Guess what happened?

To Be Continued…

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