?Written By Adebayo Luqman Adekunle Pesman (whattsapp: +2348065400006)


***FAYEMI THE BABALAWO*** . One Adage says “show me your friends to know who you are” CNN is about to ruin my life by Getting me involved with “babalawo”. I don’t regrets having him as a friend but I’m now having different feelings for him, i could remember he once told me that he can do anything to make money. hmm, I hope CNN is not proposing my life for ritual, maybe its a planned work with “fayemi” (babalawo) . CNN: what are you thinking? . Me: I heard arsenal wants to sign Jarmy Vardy . CNN: how has that related to what we are discussion? See guy, you need to see babalawo, he will help you out with spiritual power, you will have more than “seven girlfriends” at a time. . *** “Seven girlfriends” at once? on hearing this my head spark like Unclad life and neutral wire that touches each other. *** . Me: I am afraid of the side effect and perhaps the consequences . CNN: side effect? Mumu guy, you heard spiritual power get side effect? Guy let me tell you only oyinbo medicine dey get side effect. . Me: ok! Lets go then i am ready, i can’t wait to have “seven girlfriends” at once . ————————————- AN HOUR LATER ***FAYEMI’S HOUSE*** CNN knocked on the door like five times, but “fayemi” did not open door for us, i placed my right ear on the door i can heard “Fayemi” reciting some incantation, i heard it clearly but can’t remember it again. Five minutes later, the door was opened revealing Fayemi standing before us, he dressed in white up and down to match, white Agbada, white trouser, white cap and white pair of shoe, Mr white i almost said. *** omo see this man o, is this babalawo or swagger man? See dressing code, my mind is telling me this man is going to dupe me *** . CNN: Ekasan baba (good afternoon sir)*** He prostrated, i also joined him – when last did i prostrate for my father only God knows*** . Fayemi: Eyin omo mi bawo ni? (my sons how are you?) . Me/CNN: Dada ni sir (fine sir) . Fayemi: Ewo bi mose mura, mofe malo si ipade awon babalawo ni ewole yi, sugbon eje kin Saree dayin lohun kin to malo. (see the way i dressed, i was about to leave for babalawo meeting before you walked in but let me quickly attend to you before I start get going) . Me/CNN : Ese sir (Thank you sir) *** We sitted on the mat facing fayemi who sitted on wooden chair*** . Fayemi: Oya Mon’gboyin ( now i am listening) . CNN : Baba ore mi yi ni momu wabayin, bi esen wo yii, ose tonbo lomape omo odun merin lelogun, sugbon koni obinrin afe sona kankan, mowa so fun wipe ise aye ni, sugbon ni kete ti moti mu wasi odo yin, momo wipe oro re ti dayo. (baba i bring this my friend to you, as you are seeing him he will be 24years old by next week, but he had no girlfriend, and i told him it was the work of witches form his family, but now that we are here in front of you, i believed his problem is solved) . *** Na you get problem not me, bastard boy*** . Fayemi: Beeni oro yin ti dayo, sugbon moti pe fun ipade awon “babalawo” ti monlo, ewa malo si ile todadi otunla ki epada wa. (yes your problem has been solved, but i’m running late for the babalawo’s meeting i’m attending, you can go now and come back in three days times) . Me/CNN: Thank you sir *** we left*** . On our way home CNN and i kept discussing on random topics, we about to reached my house when he suddenly stopped walking, and this conversation followed . CNN : oh! I almost forgot I haven’t stake nairabet today. . Me: *** Relived i Thought he wanted to faint when he suddenly stopped walking*** you and this Naira bet sha, since you have been playing you haven’t win a game and you keep losing your money. . Ps. Nairabet is a football gambling betting play by most Nigeria youth, am also among nairabet player thou… Nairabet must pay our money o . CNN : is it your father money? . Me: That’s why you didn’t has two trousers . CNN : Na your father get this one i wear? . Me: You mean the trouser? . CNN : No, gown . Only if he puts on a gown . 




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