Written By Adebayo Luqman Adekunle Pesman (whattsapp: +2348065400006)

THE UNBEARABLE***

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Hi pesman! Have been calling your name for

a while, it seems the earpiece in your ear did

not allow you to hear. I brought out my

phone from my pocket, paused the

music and faced her.

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Me: Oh! Dupe good afternoon

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Dupe: Afternoon

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Me: But how did you know my name? I

guess we met just today and i don’t

remember

If i told you my name.

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Dupe: You shouldn’t worry about that, i did

my home work perfectly before i come.

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*** Home work? What does she mean by

homework? Either its homework or not, i’m

less concerned. After all, i don’t have any

girlfriend, this is the best offer for me o, i

need to woo this girl***

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Me: Ok dear, so why did you stop me?

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Dupe: Actually i’m stranger in this area, i just

relocated, my house is boring so i have to

take a walk down the street, and i see you

that’s why i called you maybe you can keep

my company.

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Me: Yes i can, but i’m going to my house

now, don’t know if you can follow me?

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Dupe: No problem let’s go, guess you have

nice movies?

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Me: I’m not that fond of movies but i have

playstation in my

room.

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Dupe: oh! you have P. S ?

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Me: Yes, do you play it?

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Dupe: Yes i do

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Me: Ok let’s go then

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*** Hmmm, thank God o, this girl don dey

follow

me go house sha, e be like say she don love

me be that oo (reason in pigin English) And

dupe is a very beautiful girl o, Had it been

CNN didn’t send me out of his room how

will i meet this girl? Every disappointment

is a blessing. Dupe and i walked like happy

couples to my house ***

Dupe sat at the edge of my bed, there

was

no chair in my room, i intended not to have

chair. Because of some adventures like this.

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Me: What should i offer you?

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Dupe: Let play playstation first, it’s quite an

age i played last, after i beat you like five

times, i will tell you what to offer me

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Me: No problem nah, i don’t argue with a

female, and your name is dupe just four (4)

letter words, i will spell it within 20 minutes

with goals

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Dupe: stop making noise and let’s play

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*** I powered the game console, turned on

the TV set and continued with the

settings of the game***

Dupe: This pad is wireless?

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Me: You mean the pad you are holding?

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Dupe: Yes

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Me: ok, the pad is wireless

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Dupe: I never played with wireless pad

before

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Me: This is Playstation 3, so the pad is

wireless

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Dupe: I haven’t played Playstation 3 before

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Me: It is so simple and similar to PS 2, just

little miscellaneous

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Dupe: Don’t beat me too much then

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Me: sure i will not, i will rather teach you

how to play

*** We played the game for some hours,

infact

dupe was a professional in PS 2, the way

she

holds the pad, the way she plays, the

formation and substitutions said it all***

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Dupe: Kunle, i don’t think i can continue

with this game again.

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Me: But why?

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Dupe: I’m tired, and the game is not like PS 2

am used to

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Me: ok o, what should i offer you now? You

said earlier that you will decided after the

game and how do you know i also bears

kunle?

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Dupe: You shouldn’t worry about that, when

its time you will know, please give me any

nice drink, not alcoholic o

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Me: Ok o

*** chai how do i go about it now? I had no

money on me, or should i go to bank again

to withdraw the remaining 2k in my

account

(jamb fee). No! this money is for jamb

registrations not for a woman***

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Dupe: You don’t have money?

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Me: *surprised this girl is something else

oo* no, i have money i was only thinking of

what to buy for you

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Dupe: I know you don’t have money, you are

also thinking of going to bank to make

some withdrawal.

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Me: * Shocked, i’m in trouble* Dupe i have

money let me get you your drink

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Dupe: Ok o

*** I left my room as a confused man, i

don’t know what to do, this girl must be a

witch oo, she knew everything about me.

hahaha CNN must be behind this, he was the

one revealing my secrets to this lady, but

wait oo CNN and i just met this girl today

nah, na him sabi oo, where would i even get

300naira to buy hollandia yogurt for this

girl? I brought out my phone to call CNN but

his number was switched off, hmmm this

guy must have been programmed tola by

now.

What should i do now? I was in trauma of

thinking when an idea pop into my head,

Pesman go to mama blessing shop to buy

the yogurt as credit, shebi you are not

owing her any money? My inner mind told

me.

Yes na, i don’t owe her ooo.

I left the spot of thinking and headed to

mama blessing’s shop to buy credits yogurt.

On my way to mama blessing shop, i saw

something like money in front of me, i

moved closed to the pieces of paper to

confirm either its money or not, i can’t

believed my eyes its 1000naira note, glory

be to God in heaven, but the street is

crowded street, how do i picked this money

without drawing the attention of people to

myself.

I quickly dropped my phone ontop of the

1000naira note and i picked it up with my

phone, i was about to raised up my head

when someone

tapped me from back, my heart flew away

that moment **The owner of the money

later catched me sha, i said to myself**

Me: Yes what can i do for you?

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Guy: Please is this the way to market road?

Pointing to the front

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Me: **Relieved** yes it is, just be going

straight

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Guy: Thanks, he left

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I reached mama blessing’s shop, bought

what i wanted to buy and returned to my

room to meet my visitor (Dupe)

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Dupe: What takes you so long?

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Me: The crowd at mama blessing shop is too

much i have to wait for my turn (i lied)

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Dupe: Hmmmm pesman you can lie

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Me: lie? As how?

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Dupe: Don’t tell me you don’t pick 1000naira

note along the road?

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Me: ** Mouth opened** 1000naira note?

Who told you i picked any money along the

road?

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Dupe; Nobody, just guessing though

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Me: Better!

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*** i poured the hollandia yogurt in to two

glasses cup. I took one and gave one to

dupe, i sited beside her and stylish caress

her lap, she didn’t resist and i continued

with it***

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Me: Dupe, i don’t want you to think that we

just met today, since when i met you at the

nairabet shop in the afternoon have been

developing some beautiful feelings for you,

Baby i must confess, i’m in love with you.

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Dupe: Pesman i know you are a single,

loving and caring guy, but its too early to go

in relationship with you, let start with

friendship first, thought i like you so much,

but i don’t want to go in to any relationship

for now.

*** I didn’t allow her to finished her words,

i

planted a soft kiss to her lip she responded

to my

kiss, we started kissing, i began to kiss her,

sucking on her tongue like my intention was

to pull it out of her mouth.

As i did this, i ran my soft hands on her

Bosom and shoulders while i kissed her back

grabbing her Bosom, i was about to free her

Bosom from bra prison yard and sucks the

Tips, she held my hand and said ***

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Dupe: Pesman it’s ok, you will have visitors

now

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Me: lolzzz visitors ke? I don’t have any

appointment

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Dupe: You have to believe me on this,

someone is coming here, and the person

will be here any Moment for now

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Me: The person is your visitor right?

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Dupe: No it yours

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Me: Just tell me you don’t want to do it with

me

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Dupe: Its not that i don’t want to give my

body to you, i’m found of you already and i

must confess i love you too.

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Me: let do it then

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Dupe: I wish we could do it, but your visitors

would spoil the fun

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Me: But wait does…… But before i could

finished my words i heard a knock on my

door, i nearly fainted, i looked at Dupe with

surprised eyes. She smile

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. WHO IS AT THE DOOR???

To Be Continued…

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