Must Read: The Prognosticator… Part 7

Written By Adebayo Luqman Adekunle Pesman (whattsapp: +2348065400006)



Dupe: Can you see now? Please go and

open the door for your visitors.


Me: ** Disappointed ** ok, i walked to my

door, opened the door, standing before me

was CNN and Tola (his girlfriend) i ushered

them in, i can see the surprised on CNN face

when he saw Dupe in my room. They

greeted each other, All of us sit on the



Tola: Good Afternoon sister, how are you?


Dupe: am fine ma


Tola: What is your name?


Dupe: Dupe


Tola: Modupeoluwa, what a beautiful name.


Dupe: Thank you ma, and what is your name



Tola: i’m Tola by name


Dupe: you are so beautiful aunty Tola


Tola: * Blushed* Thank you sister mi, you

are also a beautiful lady with ecstatic and

magical voice. ** Both of them laughed**


CNN: Hello, who is this please? * he placed

his phone to right ear and went outside to

received the call*


Tola: Uncle pesman what do you have in the

house, am feeling hungry


Me: Nothing dear, but the Hollandia yogurt i

bought for my bae remain sha, you can have



Tola: Aunty Dupe hope you won’t mind

sipping a little out of your drink?


Dupe: Its yours sister


*** Tola poured the yogurt into glass cup

and sipped it, pesman! pesman!! pesman!!!

CNN called my name from outside, i went out

to meet him***


CNN: Is that not the girl we met at nairabet

shop in the afternoon?


Me: Yes she’s, any problem?


Cnn: No problem pesman, but how come

she followed you to your house, i mean


did you met again, how come pesman tell



Me: After you sent me out of your house


CNN : *cuts in* guy i didn’t sent you out of

my house, i had a visitor


Me: Ok, After i left your house, i met her on

my way to my house, we talked and she

followed me, she said her house was boring

and she needs my company


CNN: Guess you have programmed her?


Me: programme ke? I was about to start the

programme before you interrupted us with

your bad luck, guy i hate you


CNN : lol ( Lol means… Laughing out loudly,


lots of laughs commonly used for laughing

in 9ja, if you

were engaged in a chat with a Nigerian guy

or lady on social media you might been seen

this slang most of times)


Me: Have you programmed Tola?


Cnn: Before nko? I no dey dull myself like

you nah


Me: No problem, Thank God we are visiting

“Fayemi” next tomorrow, i will surprise you


CNN: its 7pm already, hope you have set?


Me: Set? Are we traveling out of the country?


CNN: no, we are going to Ghana, have you

forget we played gamble at nairabet shop in

the afternoon?


Me: Oh! I rememberd, so we are going to

France to watch the match live and direct?


CNN: Pesman be wise, we are going to Dstv

viewing center to watch the match not



Me: I don’t think i can follow you go o


CNN : Because of that bae in your room?


Me: Yes boss, because of her


CNN : woman wrapper ( woman wrapper

means one who like woman according to

our 9ja pigin, but oyinbo people do called it



Me: Thanks


*** CNN and i walked back to my room, we

met Tola and Dupe Gossiping, only God


what they were discussing about. They kept

mute immediately we walked in***


Dupe: Pesman, aunty Tola said they are

going to Dstv viewing center to watch

England match and i want to follow them.


Me: ** Felt bad, This girl must be mad o, i

want to stay back at home with you, you

are now telling me that you to follow tola to

watch match. Football is meant for guys


not for ladies**


Me: No problem dear, we are going together

**i can see big grin on CNN face, he stylishly

mocked me*


Tola: Let start going then, time has gone



We left my room, i locked my door, put the

key where i used to keep it.

Four of us headed to Dstv viewing center

like a happy couples.

We entered the viewing center to met full

house, omo 9ja guys love football oo see

how this place is full, we found one empty

bench we sat on it, Tola sat, CNN sitted

next to her, i sat next to CNN , while dupe

sit next to me.

My mind wasn’t on the ball we are watching

at all, all i was thinking was how

to become the official boyfriend of Dupe, I


sit continued watching the ball with fake

smile on my face, without knowing the

jersey colour of England nor Iceland.

37min of the match i heard heavy shouting

of Goal! Goal!! Goal!!! Up England.

I quickly stand on my feet jumped up

shouting with them, Goal! Goal!! Goal!!!

Dupe also stood up, i hugged her so tight,

before CNN whispers to my ear.

“Guy what makes you happy? Don’t forget

we played this match with 5k, England

scored you were jubilation, don’t you know

if England won this match your 5k is gone,

but if Iceland won you will be 40k richer”

I gently sat down like someone who lost his

flight fare to USA


Dupe: Don’t be panic pesman, Iceland will



Me: I pray so


Dupe: *smile* you don’t have to pray,

Iceland has won already


Me: Hmmm ** surprised, seems Dupe had



To Be Continued…

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Updated: Feb 2, 2017 — 2:18 am

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