Written By Adebayo Luqman Adekunle Pesman (whattsapp: +2348065400006)

They searched my room for about 15min

without founding something useful to

them. The guy that tiled me down to chair

walked to me and landed another feverish

slap on my face, i found myself in the state

of having a fever that has elevated my

body temperature.

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Guy1: Detriment, I think we should start

going, this guy is poorer than church rat

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Guy2: Violent, you make sense but we

cannot leave this guy room without taking

something along with us

*** So their names are “Detriment” and

“Violent” According to 7th edition of oxford

dictionary, “Detriment” can be define as

something that which cause injury, damage,

loss or misfortune

while “violent” can also be define as

involving extreme force or motion, involving

physical conflicts.

Oh lord please don’t let “Detriment” and

“Violent, detriment and violent me, i pray

within myself “***

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Violent: What do you suggest we do?

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Detriment: I think we should go with his

Playstation 3 and few of his clothes

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Violent: You always make sense padi mi (my

friend)

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Detriment: ** Faced me** guess your name

is Pesman? And i knew you were named

Pesman just because of this game in my

hand ** carrying my PS 3 with left hand**

As

at this moment your name should be

changed, because we are going with your

PS game, but if God bless you, you can buy a

supermario and named yourself “marioman”

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Violent: Let select few of his rag that he

called clothes

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Me: ** My God please don’t let them took the

jean trouser i wore in the afternoon oo, my

40k nairabet winning ticket was kept inside

it**

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Detriment: Guy let go this guy clothes are

not worth to be stolen, how on earth would

i be stolen rag?

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Violent: Lets go, wait it seems he just

bought this jean trouser, i will take it

along** Pointing to my jean, where i kept

my 40k winning ticket, they left my room

with my ps3 and my trouser, my daring ps3

and winning ticket of 40k was gone, i

fainted**

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My eyes slowly opened, The atmosphere was

completely different. The air had a perfumed

scent the seat were plush.

Every surface was dustless. The nurses were

unhurried and they moved with a serene

purposefully from room to room on their

rounds. There were vases of flowers and

beautiful framed pieces of art on the walls.

In the room was a water dispenser and in

most rooms could be heard the noise of

television.

That was when i knew i was on hospital

bed, i turned my head to right side there

were my mum and my little sister ( I do

called her Queen) I turned left side there

were CNN , Tola and Dupe.

I looked at Dupe and smiled

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Mum: Thank God you are awake. Doctor said

you will be discharge today, once you are

discharge, you will be following me to my

house, your house is not secured for now

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CNN: Don’t worry mum, he will move in with

me

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Queen: Welcome back brother, guess you

are strong now?

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Tola: Uncle pesman how are you feelings

now?

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Dupe: He is strong already, i trust him, he is

not a lazy man

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Mum: what would you like to eat?

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Me: bread and hot tea

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Mum: ** Turned to my sister** go and

prepare tea for your brother. She left the

ward to prepare tea and bread for me

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Mum: let me go and freshen up, thank God

your

friends are here with you, i will be back in

no time ** she left the hospital ward**

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Me: CNN, please you and Tola should help me

go to my room you will see one umbrella at

the left corner side of my room, check inside

it my phone was hide inside that umbrella

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CNN : hiding your phone inside umbrella? Do

you know thieves were coming to your

house before hiding your phone?

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Me: No i don’t, but before i slept yesternight

my mind keep telling me to hide it and I

obeyed, that’s why i hide it inside umbrella

( I lied)

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CNN : Ok bro **Faced Tola** lets go dear

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Tola: I want to stay with uncle permanent,

please go alone

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Me: Dear Tola follow him nah, you know he

can’t do without you, or you want another

girl to snatch him from you along the road?

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Tola: Hmmmm na True o uncle pesman, i

don’t want to be toying with my husband to

be, oya lets go ** Two of them left the room

leaving Dupe and i inside the hospital

ward**

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Dupe: ** she moved closed to me, caress my

forehead, i the felt the feelings**

Pesman, don’t i warned you not to sleep in

your room? You don’t want to heed to my

words abi?

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Me: Not like that dupe, i tried all my possible

best not sleep in my room but all went futile,

all my friends i called gave me frivolous

excused

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Dupe: Why don’t you sleep with brother

CNN?

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Me: Tola passed night in his house, and i

also……

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Dupe; **Cuts in** its ok Pesman , but don’t

doubt me if i tell you something next time

ok?

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Me: But Dupe where did you get all this

information? Abi you are part of them

ni?

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Dupe: Lolzzz part of them ko, part of them ni

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Me: Dupe you are scaring me who are

you per say?

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Dupe: Do you want to know me?

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Me: Yes i want

to know

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Dupe: you are yet to deserved to know who

am i, when its time you will. Pesman do you

love me?

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Me: Yes i do

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Dupe: Are you sure?

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Me: Why all this nah, i love you with my soul

Dupe

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Dupe: Ok, i will tell you something when we

reached house

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Me: I hate suspense please tell me now

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Dupe: Your sister is here already, and what i

want to tell you is a secret, just chill till we

reached your house

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Me: Where is she?

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Dupe: Wait and see she would enter now

*** Knock on the door, my sister walked in

with big flask on her left hand and slice

bread on her Right hand***

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Queen: ** She poured tea inside cup and

placed it on small table with four slice

bread**

Brother here is your food sit

and eat it. ** I sat, took a slice of bread,

soaked it inside tea put it to my mouth but i

couldn’t eat it, the tea and bread was

tasteless in my mouth**

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Me: This tea is tasteless in my mouth

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Queen: Maybe because of injections you

took

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Dupe: **Caress my hairy chest** should i

feed you?

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Me: Don’t worry dear ** I managed to eat

3 slice of bread with a cup of tea**

*** Knock on the door, CNN and Tola walked

in, he (CNN) brought out my phone from

pocket handed it to me***

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CNN : Guy you try o

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Me: What happened?

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CNN: I suffered before i could see this

phone. e be like say you dey leave with your

grandmother before, you sabi how to hide

things

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Tola: Abi nah, nobody can suspect your

phone were kept there

*** Mummy walked in with Doctor***

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Mum: Pele oko mi (sorry my dear) Doctor

said you will be discharge now

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Doctor: Yes, you will be discharge now, your

bill has been taken care off by someone, but

the person didn’t reveal her Identity, so you

can go home now,.

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Mum: Pleas doctor who paid the bill?

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Doctor: Madam, on no account you should

worry yourself, the person said when its

time you will know

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Mum: Just want to appreciate her

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Doctor: It ok madam, we will delivered your

message , and you young man **he faced

me** make sure you complete your drugs

and stay away from trouble ok?

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Me: Alright sir, thanks alot.

I was discharged, all of us left the hospital,

but not until CNN finished reaming bread

and tea ( Hungry Dude)

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** AN HOUR LATER, CNN ROOM**

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Tola: My mum is waiting for me at home, i

will check on you back uncle pesman

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Me: Ok dear, thanks for your care

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Dupe: Let me be on my way too, i left my

sister alone in the house since morning

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Me: no problem dear, you have tried for me

can’t wait to see you again love you so

much

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Dupe: ** Kissed me ** love you more

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Tola and Dupe left the room, remaining CNN

and i

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CNN : Guy, those thieves really deal with you

o, see how they tied you like sallah ram

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Me: No be small thing brother, they nearly

killed me, and cold for outside was not

helping the matter at all, that i don’t know

when i fainted

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CNN : Eyah sorry bro

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Me: Thanks yours is coming

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CNN : You they crazy, let go and cashed in

our

winning tickets

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Me: *** In inarticulate voice *** my ticket

was kept inside the jean trouser those

people took in my room

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CNN : ** Laughing Endlessly **

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Me: What’s funny? Why the stupid laugh?

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CNN: I was laughing because you are the

most dumpest guy i ever met

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Me: so if it was you, won’t you released the

trouser to them, or you want me to losse my

precious life because of 40k winning ticket?

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CNN : Stop saying rubbish, your ticket is here

with me

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Me: How come?

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CNN : I was the one who collected it when it

was printed out yesterday

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Me: ** happy ** Thank God oo, abeg lets go

and collect our money

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CNN : Mumu guy

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Me: So far my ticket is with you i agreed to

be mumu, thanks

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*** We left his room for nairabet shop, we

cashed in our money left the nairabet shop,

but not until we gave O.J 200naira each for

job weldone, aki lahun kaniyi, ( you can’t be

stingy and be honored )***

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Later in the night still in CNN room

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Me: How about where we are going

tomorrow

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CNN: Where?

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Me: Fayemi’s shrine ofcourse

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Cnn: You are a greed man, thought you have

Dupe already, what else are you looking for

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Me: Guy remember your words, ” seven

girlfriends at a time”

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CNN : And so?

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Me: Let Go please, i want to confirmed how

powerful fayemi was

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*** My phone rang that moment, i checked

the screening, you all guessed right it was

Dupe i picked the call***

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Me: Hello dear

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Dupe: Hello my love, how are you doing?

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Me: Am getting better, thanks for your care

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Dupe: Where are you now?

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Me: Still with CNN

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Dupe: Good just want to tell you that you

should not do what you are planning to do

tomorrow

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Me: what?

Dupe: You know nah, where you are

planning to go with brother cnn, pesman

you should not go, i can bet it with you, you

will regrets the outcomes

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Pesman you are in big mess this girl had

found out again, what next to do now,

should i go or not?

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